A Modest Proposal Regarding Musicians Who Twitter

In her "Open Letter to Would-Be Twitticians" (we prefer the term "twits"), SF Weekly's Maya Kroth asks that musicians who've become avid users of Twitter to please stop posting boring shit. Specifically, she'd like The Decemberists' Colin Meloy to stop talking about rehearsals and corduroy jackets and start giving her something to ponder wistfully, or jack off to.