SF Entertainment Commission, the mafia-like overlord of entertainment permits, wants more control over San Francisco nightclubs. This time, though, they want club owners to take more responsibility for the trash that lingers outside their venues (i.e., 715 Harrison, 1025 Folsom, wherever women congregate to do "the whore dance" [you know, where two girls "freak" each other while waving one hand in the air?]) The new nightlife law would double "the area outside a venue the club is legally responsible for, from 50 to 100 feet." Also, according to the Chronicle, the new Newsom- and Maxwell-introduced legislation would the SFEC executive director to "unilaterally shutter a club for up to three days if a crime occurred on the premises. The changes also would allow the director to fine a business for excessive noise or for not following city-approved security plans." What we want to know is, who is responsible for removing the locks on single-occupancy bathrooms at bars and clubs? That's just downright mean.