Here's the deal: SF Outside Lands have announced their tour dates. The music festival will clog Golden Gate Park on August 28, 29, 30. Who's the lineup? Who knows. Some are speculating Dave Matthews Band might appear. Some want Bjork. Some hope it's an old white dude masturbating with his guitar. Some want this esoteric band, or that esoteric band. But all of you want critically acclaimed, richly textured tunes. And to your editor, it all sounds painfully outside-ish, red plastic cup-y, and line waiting-esque.

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In more important news, Britney Spears' Circus Tour looks like it will be way boss and life-altering. It happens April 12. You can still buy tickets.