SFist received the following hot tip this morning.

'Gay men and uppers''just the way God wanted it'!!!! Gay men and uppers are two things that God most certainly does not want. Thankfully He is a merciful God, should they repent,He forgives. They will have to face Him one day and give an account of their lives.

This is as good a time as any to remind you that when you partake in lifty substance abuse, please think twice before you send us a tip. This goes double for three-day weekends. Our inbox just can't handle all of the 3:38 a.m. meth-infused rants on Jesus, the state of the gay male, or the "radio transmitters the CIA and FBI put in [your] eyelashes."