Since your editor is too busy looking for somebody with a vagina who likes other vaginas to take with him to Orson this evening, he couldn't possibly make it to City Hall. (All those Missionites? Heavens no. We just bathed.) But Mission Mission is reporting live from the scene. Allan Hough starts of by describing the scene leading up to room Room 400 at City Hall.

Riding the elevator up to the fourth floor with another person who, like me, is wearing jeans and Converse All-Stars. When we exit the elevator a bunch of other people dressed exactly the same way inform us, without us even asking, that the hearing is going to be pushed back an hour but that there is an overflow room where we can wait.

Chilling!

We'll update as soon as blood is shed. But in the meantime, check over at MM or SA for their coverage of American Apparel Storm Watch 2009.

Watch it live here.