OK. Put on your tinfoil thinking caps for this one, kids.

We're giving away a pair of tickets for SF Sketchfest's "Never Not Funny" 2 p.m. show on Saturday at Cobb's Comedy Club. "Never Not Funny," a free-flowing chat fest with comedian and TV personality Jimmy Pardo, will feature Pat Francis, Matt Belknap, and... Jon Hamm ("Don Draper" of Mad Men).

Oh but yes.

To enter, write a haiku in the comments section and use the the word "adultery." You must be 18 or older. The winner will be notified by noon on Friday. Good luck.

Note: This is for the 2 p.m. show on Saturday, Jan. 31.

SF Sketchfest | Never Not Funny featuring Jon Hamm | Saturday, January 31, 2 p.m. | Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Ave, SF | $20, 18+

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