Hans Reiser Attacked

Clearly not willing to take on the "bitch" role in his new home, wife killer and former Linux computer programmer Hans Reiser was attacked in prison the other day. According to reports, Reiser is "recovering after he was beaten up by several prisoners this week." If you recall, the Oakland programmer and owner of Namesys, and the main developer of the ReiserFS and Reiser4 computer filesystems, murdered his mail-order wife after a nasty divorce.