While SFPD announces their annual, benign "No Tolerance" enforcement policy against New Year's Eve mischief (no public intoxication, sexual assault, groups of teenage boys, drugs, etc.) and fireworks will go off at the Embarcadero at midnight, surely you know of something more titillating going on, yes?

If so, let us know. Please. Because SFist will post a NYE event listing that will keep you hungover well into 2009. Things like dive bars fetes, choice dance club DJs, interesting themes, dork gatherings, and clean-and-sober NYE events are all very much welcome. The curiouser, the better.

Feel free to contact us here with your NYE parties, or just go ahead an post them in the comments.

Straw image by Darwin Bell.