HANUHHAHAHAUKKAH: Eat your brisket, finish that nasty glass of Manischewitz, and head down to 111 Minna where tonight's "Super 8: Hub Hanukkah Party," a fête for the chosen ones (and then some), crams eights days of Hanukkah into one night. What's in store for you? DeLeon (Sephardic Indie Rock), Sway Machinery (Cantoral Afro Beat), 4th Annual PJA Festival of Rights (a menorah-lighting moment to "champion the vital contributions of local social justice leaders"), Latkes from some on your favorite San Francisco restaurants (daringly topped with crème fraîche and kobe beef tartar, perhaps?), He’Brew Beer tastings, a slew of choice DJs, Hanukkah survival kits for the first 150 people at the door, and more. (Sponsored by thee Hub at the JCCSF, Reboot, Progressive Jewish Alliance (PJA), JDub Records, TZAVTA and American Jewish World Service/AVODAH.)

6 p.m. - ? // 111 Minna (at Second Street) // $8-$12

FILM/MUSIC: Films by world-renowned buzz kills Lars von Trier, Lynne Ramsey, and Joan Baez. will have you slicing open an artery at the Christmas Cabaret Catastrophe Variety Show. Performances by Trifles, Tinkture, and Kim Vermillion, however, will have you climbing down from the ledge.

7- 10 p.m. // Artists' Television Access (992 Valencia Street) // $6