On Thanksgiving morning at around 10:45 a.m., a woman shot her boyfriend in the butt. (Hee.) The incident occurred at Camille Court in San Francisco. According to reports, "The man was reportedly uncooperative and was transported to San Francisco General Hospital." His injuries are non-life threatening. The unidentified sharp shooter has been booked into San Francisco County Jail.

Also, a turkey-day double shooting took place at about 10 p.m. at the intersection of 22nd and Hampshire streets in the Mission. No one died.