• Salacious squirrels too lusty for their own good. [Daily Clog]
• One Rincon Hill gets a friend. Yay! [Curbed]
• God Oprah weeps over the shoulder of SV investor Sam Perry. [Valleywag]
• Breaking News: SFPD can't stop homicides. [SF Weekly]
• Hey, balancing a checkbook is hard for some of us, Peter Hartlaub. Gah. [SFGate]
• Oakland Raiders are gay. [Oakland Tribune]