MUSIC: We love Diplo. Not sure if the coveted 18-to-25 demographic still considers it boss to enjoy him, but, my God, just look at him. He's fucking gorgeous. And his baile funk/hip hop electro tunes aren't too shabby either.

8 p.m. // Great American Music Hall (859 O'Farrell) // $16

THEATER: Obama the Musical, created by Mica Phelan (aka tranny ViviAnne ForeverMore), takes the stage in SoMa tonight. And after that? A month-long moratorium at SFist on any and all events brimming with political satire.

10 p.m. // The Stud (399 Ninth Street) // free-$5