FILM/THEATER: La Legion Fantastique recreates Orson Welles' (in)famous radio broadcast of H.G. Wells' "War of the Worlds" live on stage, followed by a screening of the film War of the Worlds. (The original 1953 version, not the one with the Scientologist and the little girl who gets raped in .)
7:30 p.m. // Castro Theatre (Castro & Market) // $15
FILM/CLUB: We're not exactly sure what's going on here. But an X-rated film is involved. Yay, penetration! Anyway, the press release says this: "Halloweird has become a yearly institution for Independent Exposure - bringing audiences the best in hallowed, strange, gross, controversial, odd and just plain weird films and this year’s program is no different. Themes ponder death, solitude and alienation, from the ironic homage to the cemetery of The Green Grass of Twilight to revisiting a relationship between a T-Rex and a Pterodactyl in Transrexia, or the obsessive body maintenance of Little Clips, this program is sure leave audiences appropriately unsettled for Halloween. This Rated X version features an added bonus, Le Feu au Cul which will give you a whole new perspective on the muscle car!"
8 p.m. // Bollyhood Cafe (3372 - 19th Street) // $6