Those of you who find this quasi-tongue-in-cheek map amusing are, most likely, the same folks who aid and abet gentrification -- i.e., those who find rather droll. But seeing as how we'd displace all of South America for a studio apartment in the Tender Nob, so do we. Alas.

What are we talking about? Gentrify. What is it? A map of San Francisco that allows you to find the nearest Buddhist temple, pot clinic, cheese shop, crepe hawker, farmers market, pilates studio, midwife, shrink, or synagogue.

Gentrify also let's you find a sweet, overpriced apartment or house in the neighborhood of your choice.

Now hop to it! This city won't gentrify itself.

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