BACON: Yes, we know. For whatever reason we're supposed to hate Pop's, that Mission watering hole of young, coked-up twentysomethings that get us old folks all hopping mad. But if you have to go there, tonight's the night. Why? Free bacon. No joke. $1.50 beers and free bacon. Yep. So let's go over that again: free bacon at Pop's. See you there.

9 p.m.-2 a.m. // Pop's Bar (2800 - 24th Street) // free-ish

COMEDY: The Onion Comedy Showcase will have you peeing in your seat with the help of comedians Ali Wong.

8 p.m. // Punchline (444 Battery) // $15

FILM: Want a high-low kind of night? Well, the San Francisco International Documentary Film Festival gets real, might real over at the Roxie. Tonight’s double feature has Jeruschka White and Caryn Capotosto's Come on Down! The Road to The Price Is Right -- a love letter to rabid PIR fans, the sheer awesomeness of Plinko, that mountain hiker/yodeling game, etc. -- and Kurt Kuenne’s -- a documentary about matricide.

7:15 p.m. ("Come on Down! The Road to The Price Is Right") & 9:30 p.m. ("Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father") // Roxie Theater (3117 - 16th Street)

Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father