Charged with rape, oral copulation, sodomy, and penetration with a foreign object, Martinez deputy district attorney Michael Gressett, 51, is accused of raping another deputy district attorney. Gressett is currently spending time in the clink instead of forking over the astounding $1 million bail. According to the Gate, "investigators were first told of the alleged attack Sept. 26. Officers later served a search warrant and 'discovered evidence which was consistent with the victim's statements.'" Also, much like rain on your wedding day, Gressett promised a program that would "list the disposition of every criminal case on the Internet" during his 1998 campaign.