Wow.

Yeah, let's let the ad speak for itself, then we'll have sparkling commentary after the ad. Oh, and while the original post has, sadly, been flagged for removal, we have copy/pasted the ad for you in its entirety. Behold:

Attractive and experienced Dominant woman seeks male submissive for Ralph Nader campaign fundraising lunch in San Francisco. No, I'm not kidding.

I am seeking a submissive male to take to a Ralph Nader fundraising lunch in San Francisco on Tues Sept 30th at noon.

This is a $200 per person Champagne and Gourmet Lunch prepared by a local chef as a fundraising event for the presidential election. You will be buying both tickets which, of course, are going to a good cause!!! Ralph Nader and probably Matt Gonzalez will be speaking so you must be on your best behaviour.

Requirements:

The event is on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 from 12-2pm so you must be available at that time including some time before then so we can arrive at the venue together. I would also like to meet you in Marin, in advance, to discuss interests and limits beforehand.