FIESTA, FOREVER: Hey, did you know today is Mexican Independence Day? It is. (Eat it, Spain!) Looking for a place to honor such a remarkable anniversary? Then, celebrate the liberation of the United State's basement by having some cheap margaritas, tequila shots, and tacos at first first, and then a tasting/pairing dinner to finish things off at a happening SoMa restaurant. Olé.

6 p.m.-close // Tres Agaves (130 Townsend) // $75

COMEDY: Ali Wong and Chris Garcia headline a night of raunchy comedy in, where else?, the 'loin.

9 p.m. // Hemlock Tavern (1131 Polk) // $10