Former Hewlett-Packard CEO, Republican, and moody bitch Carly Fiorina attacked Tina Fey's impersonation of VP candidate Sarah Palin as sexist because "it portrayed the Alaska governor as lacking in substance." The skit aired on this past weekend to much acclaim.

Fiorina tells CNN that "[t]he portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin, and so in that sense, they were defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial," going on to say that the skit was "sexist in the sense that just because Sarah Palin has different views than Hillary Clinton does not mean that she lacks substance."

Wow.

Actually, the skit slammed Palin as lacking substance because a) she has little of it compared to Clinton, who has been in the public eye since the 1990s, and b) SNL has too much tact to make fun of retarded babies. Now go in the kitchen and make us some breakfast, Carly

Oh, and you can watch the opening skit in question here.

Saturday Night Live