American Football Spectacular: The End Times Are Here!

On Sunday the 49ers battled into overtime up there in Seattle to win a wacky-tacular game over the reigning kings of the NFC West. That was pretty awesome.

Also on Sunday, the Raiders took time out from infighting to rumble past the disorganized Chiefs. That was unexpected, and kinda nice.

Also on Sunday, the SF Giants went into extra innings to trot out of San Diego with a win. OK, that's cool too.

Also on Sunday, the A's outmuscled the Rangers at the Coliseum. And that means... I... what-the... OH SHI-

How? How is this ?! It must be a sign... a dire portent! What is this ill wind that flows the grasping-handed fog through St. Francis' golden gate?!

Ahh, crap; it's The End Times.