• Must read: The word "progressive" banned at the Chron (and something or other about Grape-Nuts being neither grapes nor nuts. Um, yeah.) [SFBG]
• Somebody wants to hump Julia Allison. [Valleywag]
• Jen Jen at the DNC "sporting a coveted green floor credential," sucking in her cheeks. Seriously: Adorable. [New York Mag]
• "Stanford engineers made it…Starbucks bought it…we want you to try it." [Eater]
• Nancy Pelosi, not half bad. [BC]