"Six Feet of Sunshine" won the gold! On internet streaming video, you can enjoy last night's gold medal victory wherein two outrageously fine California blonds defeated two outrageously fine Asian brunettes, each of the ladies all sweaty and wearing no more than, like, six square inches of clothing. Seriously, you should watch that. Hell, we were straight-up masturbating to it!

It was the olmypic championship for Women's Beach Volleyball, the most blatantly sexualized olympic sport. Saratoga native Kerri Walsh and partner Misty May-Treanor extended their winning "streak" to 108 games with the victory. The duo has capably topped all of it's opponents since their last defeat to the also quite desirable and also quite local Nicole Branagh(with Elanie Youngs). Kerri has played with her partner Misty (heh heh...) for eight consecutive years, and we hope their winning chemistry continues.

Image: USA's Kerri Walsh celebrates a point in the first set against China at the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Ground for their finals match for the for the XXIX Olympics in Beijing, China on Thursday, Aug. 21, 2008. (AP Photo/Mercury News, Nhat V. Meyer)

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