The theft happened in Oregon, but there's no Portlandist so we're just going to have to post it here and try to get the word out. Tell your friends to be on the lookout for a group of 2-to-3-foot-tall puppets with paper mache heads and wooden hands. Let no stone between here and Seattle be unturned!

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