CLUB: Ah, yes. Time and again Punk Rock Sideshow proves itself to be the most reliable (and delightful!) club night for thirsty drunks, loud-noise enthusiasts, cagey Polk Street ilk, those crazy kids, smokers, aging punks, and exasperated calendar editors who need to find yet another goddamn Monday night event to write about week after week after week.

10pm - 2am // Hemlock Tavern (1131 Polk) // free

FILM: You know the place. You love/hate/love the place. You buy that lady's spicy comfort rolls at the place. Now, come check out the Zeitgeist International Film Festival at, yes, Zeitgeist. Honoring cool films and tepid beer, the indie flicks will screen outside in the "bier garden" on a concrete wall in the cold air. Let's see the SFIFF or Int'l LGBTQQGTQQQ Film Festival try that. Har. (You can find out more about tonight's le langage du cinéma right over here.)

9pm // Zeitgeist (199 Valencia) // $5

TV: Monday nights are (arguably) the best nights on television. Because: Weeds, Intervention. Check your local listings.