Hey, you! You with the hole in your heart and frown on your face. The Sonoma County Animal Shelter is offering over 150 bundles of feline joy (both cats and kittens, but the not-as-pupular-but-just-as-great adult cats really need homes) on sale today for $30 each. According to CBS 5, the precious fluff faces "may be purchased in Santa Rosa at the Sonoma County Animal Shelter, Western Farm Center or Animal Farm; in Windsor at B&G Pets; and in Rohnert Park at 49er Pets." And the cost covers leukemia testing, vaccinations, spray or neuter surgery, microchip, identification tag, and travel box, and years and years of sheer happiness. And for those of you vile excuses for human beings who insist on using a professional breeder for no discernible reason, this really is the best and cheapest way to do it. Adopt two or three today! (CBS 5)