BOOBS: Annie Sprinkle, singer Kitten on the Keys, tranny Trauma Flintstone, chanteuse Alotta Boutte, tomboy King TuffNStuff, Ralph Carney and Joshua Raoul Brody, burlesque troupe Diamond Daggers, the sublime Veronica Klaus, and more help large-breasted, cancer-stricken blues singer pay her medical bills at "For the Love of Candye: A Benefit for Candye Kane". A clearly aroused Michael Leaverton can tell you all about it here.
8 p.m. // El Rio (3158 Mission) // $10-$20
CLUB: Bike Film Festival's opening night party, "Bikes Rock," kicks off the eight annual cyclist film festival. Bring a pack of Ban Roll-On for everyone and get in for free. Just kidding. You get in for free no matter what. But still: deodorant is always nice. Something to remember.
9 p.m. // 330 Ritch // free