• Newsom masquerading as some sort of green god savior. Or something. Who knows. Just watch. [TPM]
• Closing Market Street? [SFBG]
• Marcia has word that Sting, Daniel Craig, and Matthew Fox were seen around SF shoveling food into their mouths. And much more. [tabelhopper]
• H. Brown, it seems, is still alive. Who knew? [SF Weekly]
• Boo! Mean old judge denies bail reduction for City Hall hero Terry Childs. [CBS5]
• More steamy sex crime, this time on 16th and Mission! [Mission Mission]
• Third time's a charm, Spots: Gavin gets married. Again. [SFGate]