READING: "Dreadlocked Amazon"/local poet Daphne Gottlieb reads from her latest vulgarly titled, sorta-fiction anthology Fucking Daphne (featuring works by local scribes) and from Kissing Dead Girls, poems about... um, dyke necrophilia. Or something like that.

7:30 p.m. // Booksmith (1644 Haight) // free

THEATER: Quasi drag queen, heterosexual, British comic Eddie Izzard busts out his latest show, Stripped. SFBG's Ian Ferguson tells you all about it here.

8 p.m. // Orpheum Theatre (1192 Market) // $45–$78

Photo by Jesse Evan Photography