As gunfire rings out all over the city, it's good to know that increased police presence in the Mission is bearing fruit. This cyclist was nabbed by a vigilant officer at 22nd and Valencia.

The offense? We don't know. Was it cutting in line at Boogaloos? No, the popular eatery was clearly closed at the time of the citation. Was it talking on a cell phone while riding? No, this activity--so senseless that it's almost stylish, in a perverse way--is still legal in California, so long as your phone isn't so huge that it requires two hand to operate (see California Vehicle Code section 21205).