• Fro-yo arrives in North Beach. (Only you can prevent the frozen yogurt trend's momentum.) [Eater]

• More trustifarians come down from their tree fort at UCB. [SFGate]

• Big Sur evacuated. [AP]

• Best beaches in Northern California to tan your cock or flower. [SFBG]

• Muni hot or not: Church station, inbound platform. [Jameth]

• Newsom, federal law, and hot, young, illegal bad boys. [SFGate]

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