MUSIC: Scrabbel and Greg Ashley (ex-Gris Gris) open for Plants and Animals. Just who, in heaven's name, are Plants and Animals? Well, Pitchfork describes them thusly, "like a distant Canadian cousin of Blitzen Trapper, this three-piece spins shaggy songs into expansive, genre-bending symphonies...rootsy melodies, majestic arrangements, and classic rock riffs that owes as much to jam-band psychedelia and it does to delicately orchestrated chamber-folk." (Music is serious business, folks.)

9 p.m. // Rickshaw Stop (155 Fell) // $10

FILM/CLUB: Did you know that today is Bisexual Wednesday? Sweet. And here's how you can celebrate: watch bi-sexual porn at the SF International LGBT Film Festival "Bi Request" at the Roxie Theatre. Then, after cleaning up, head on down to the Lex for the "Bi-Request Afterparty."

Amy Andre has more detail right here.

BAR: Come celebrate blatant homosexuality and pork at the Pilsner Inn with "Pullin Pork with Peaches Christ: 4th Annual Queer Pride Hellraiser Happy Hour." Also, the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco kids -- who, OMG, SFist was so totally the first to even talk about in the history of the universe, ever! -- will be in attendance to celebrate their write-up in today New York Times. Yay!

6 p.m. - 9 p.m. // Pilsner Inn (225 Church) // free

Photo: Caroline Desilets