(By Babe Scanlon)
Holy crud! Yvesdroppings, they're back! Yay!
As always, aubmissions go to editor - at - gmail - dot - com (put "Yvesdroppings" in the subject line!) Don't forget to keep your ears to the ground at summer BBQs and Pride parties; they're fertile ground for this stuff. (Bonus point for any and all crystal-infused bon mots.)
"I like him. I just don't want him farting on my stuff anymore!"
- On Muni, one guy said to his friend
"I'm having a great time in rehab."
- At the Big 4 bar, from one lawyer type to another
"Phenomena is not real. For instance, the werewolf does not actually exist."
- On Haight St. from one hobo to an audience of hobos