- Is SOMA the loudest 'hood of them all? Well, is it? [Curbed]
- Reason no. 595785907877 to love Marcia, "from crack pipe to copper pipe." Swoon. [Tablehopper]
- Right-wing new media convention happens in Mountain View tomorrow. Be there, or be a commie pinko tool. [Melanie Morgan]
- Check out the school that didn't accept you. [WhatImSeeing]
- Smash and grab live! [SFGate]
- Jerry Yang's private jet can be yours! [Valleywag]
- City Hall employees, paid better than your poor ass. [SM]
- Why is no one blaming Baby Jesus for the midwest flooding? Because you know the little bastard did it. [SFBG]
- Arthur Bruzzone totally thinks gay sex is disgusting, or something like that. [Examiner]