THEATER: Homosexuals liven up old episodes of when they reenact '80s geriatric hilarity on stage with "The Golden Girls: The Gay Episodes." Local drag luminaries Heklina, Cookie Dough, and Pollo Del Mar, and Matthew Martin take on the roles of Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia.

7 p.m. // Mama Calizo's Voice Factory (1519 Mission) // $20

MUSIC: Ting Tings, an electro-indie-pop outfit, plays a few ditties for the 18-and-over set at Popscene. As always, don't forget your boot flasks, kids.

10 p.m. // 330 Ritch // $8-$10

SIN OF PRIDE: Check out "Dykes on Bikes-'30 Years at the Forefront'" via a panel discussion on, well, those lesbians who ride motorcycles at the start of every pride parade, and a photo exhibit of said queers riding their hogs throughout the years. Expect naked boobs.

6 p.m. // GLBT Historical Society (657 Mission) // free

The Golden Girls