Are you an "outgoing, intriguing, competitive" person who is "up for anything and everything?" Also, are you an asshole? Yes? Then head over to Sugar Cafe (679 Sutter) this Saturday night from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. to tryout for a spot as one of the hamsters in CBS's phenomenal reality show, Big Brother.
The show is simply horrifying, wonderful, frustrating, epic, and seems to end much too soon every year. In case you're unfamiliar with it, because you're too busy reading Finnegans Wake and back issues of Utne Reader, Big Brother imprisons a group of strangers together inside a house while cameras record every move, sound, fart, fight, and fuck 24 hours a day, seven days a week for three months.
Seeing as how it's one of our favorite shows, we would love to see some San Francisco representation this season. Oh, and the clip above, featuring an inspiring verbal exchange from last season, is NSFW. You've been warned.