Wow. We hope we're this feisty, and wildly insane, when we're sixty-four.
It seems that sixty-four-years-young Diane Craig of Danville was arrested yesterday for attempting to burn down restrooms of an Arco station, a Chevron station, and... a Starbucks? Oh, and the best part: She used firelogs and lighter fluid to set the establishments ablaze.
But is Craig another run-of-the-mill arsonist? Hell no. When the fuzz found her at a nearby fast food joint -- along with eight additional Duraflames -- she gently explained to officers that "she was behind the fires and said she woke up that morning wanting to do something about high gas prices."
But why Starbucks, Diane? Why?