At the risk of sounding too gay--God forbid--the Gate has an article today about integrating cell mates. Or something critical about race relations. Or about ponies and sunshine. We're can't tell you for sure. The accompanying photos have diverted our attention away from the pesky text. (Seriously, institutionalized racism has never seemed this hot.)

That said, where is our inmate readership? Print publications famously get loads and loads of love letters from the incarcerated? But what about online? Does San Quentin State Prison have access to the internets and a Tandy 1000? Can we get an "I'll cut you, piggy" from any currently jailed readers out there? (Pix or it didn't happen.)