Could you please remind the readers that just because it’s way nice this weekend that it’s still no excuse to wear fucking flip flops everywhere? I’d like one summer of not having to look at people’s ugly, ugly feet.

Thank you for the public service.

Matt

Totally.

And the same goes for you, Bay Area. Unless you're frolicking on the sands of Baker Beach this warm weekend, leave the flip-flops at home. Toes are gross.