While his Holiness is more or less meh when it comes to non-consensual sex between a man and a boy, same-sex marriage just ain't cool in his book. So stop, says Pope Benedict.

While not directly referencing yesterday's California Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage, the Pope spoke to family values groups in Europe (white trash chic!) yesterday, saying:

The union of love, based on matrimony between a man and a woman, which makes up the family, represents a good for all society that can not be substituted by, confused with, or compared to other types of unions...[families should be] founded on matrimony between a man and a woman, to be the natural cradle of human life.

It should be noted that the Roman Catholic Church "teaches that homosexuality is not sinful but homosexual acts are." Hence Queer Eye, et al.