How dare Bay Area citizens not receive a free ride tomorrow. The nerve. This makes little sense. Especially since we are asked to celebrate Spare the Air Day by driving less, taking public transportation, performing something somewhat orgasmic sounding called "trip-linking," walking, biking, purchasing non-gasoline-powered lawn and garden equipment, and eschewing polluting household products.
Boo on the last item. You can take our Pine-Sol and Clorox Bleach bottles from our cold, dead hands. The smell of bleach is the smell of clean.