Oh wow. Mission Mission is offering a free pack of "I Lost Me to Meth" coasters to one lucky reader who can come up with the niftiest meth-related anecdote. So, tweakers of San Francisco, now it is your turn to shine as bright as your foreheads. Send Mission Mission your choicest sex-for-cash, this-month's-rent-goes-bye-bye, and sold-my-DVDs-to-Amoeba tales of meth-related woe. (Required PSA of concern: If you've succumbed to speed's siren song, there's nothing to be ashamed of, you know? Simply visit Tweaker.org for more info on getting help.)

Also, are these coasters, above, widely available? Since SFist staff members patronize only the finest drinking establishments in town, none of us have come across them. Have you?