While we're being asked by security to leave the premises at tonight's SFIFF Golden Gate Awards Party--we hear it's open-bar--check out one of these thrilling events happening tonight. Who knows? Maybe we'll run into you, post-ejection.

COMEDY: Chad Leherman (of Last Comic Standing) and Justin Lamb (from SPF7) kick off a weekly night of stand-up chortling over at the historic Purple Onion with Something People Like. Breaking the comedy series' hymen is headliner Kevin Camia and San Jose band the Albert Square.

8 p.m. // Purple Onion (140 Columbus) // $8

FILM: "You damn dirty apes," famously growls Charleston Heston (RIP) in tonight's brand new 35mm print screening of the original Planet of the Apes (1968).

7 p.m., 9:15 p.m. // Castro Theatre (Castro & Market) // $6-$9