We are excited to see our old instructors and the rest of local comedy troupe SPF7 fall on their faces shine at The Dark Room this weekend during the premiere of their sketch comedy show, John Williams is a Dick. The evening full of hilarity will entail "San Francisco values, dildos, Capri Sun, the miracle of birth, white tigers, and an Oscar winning composer that is the root of all evil."

Buy your tickets here, or enter our giveaway below! Two winners will be chosen, and two tickets per night will be given away. To qualify, please specify whether you can attend Friday, Saturday, or either night. This is an all-ages show. The winners will be notified by 1:00 p.m. tomorrow.

Check out SPF7's awesome commercial and a brief, "zany" interview after the jump!

SPF7's John Williams is a Dick | The Dark Room, 2263 Mission St, SF | Friday, April 25 and Saturday, April 26, 8 p.m. | $10 | all ages | Buy tickets | BYOB