But for all you anal retentive types who, like, know how to balance a checkbook and look at your receipts, Whole Foods can help alleviate some of your tax-day worry. Today they're paying the sales tax on any and all items at Whole Food stores in Nor Cal and Reno. So, basically, now would be the time to purchase that truffle or $160 bottle of balsamic vinegar organic cotton towel you've been eyeing.

Conversely, getting bombed on celery gimlets at Orson is the next nest thing. (Thanks for the tip, Sarah!)