Also this weekend: the Greek Cultural Day Parade. We wouldn't mind spending some time with young Slade in observance of one aspect of ancient Greek culture, but he probably has more immediate concerns at the moment. It's starting at 10am on Saturday, shutting down most of Market Street between Embarcadero and the Combat Zone for about two hours. Fun.

And now, if you'll excuse us, we have a pressing engagement in our private fantasy realm involving an interstate, a gun rack, a sullen teenager, and a vomitorium.