Swivel Lampost Thinking Outside The Box Must Be Stopped

While en route to Third and Market streets today to catch people acting like children, we were stopped in our O.C.D. tracks by the even more pressing situation happening outside the Moscone Center. See, the lamp has been like this for weeks. While the others stand perfectly erect, as you can see in the background, this bastard lamp at the corner at Third and Howard stands wonky, taunting passers-by. It needs to be straight. Just like the others. Then everything will be okay,

Will some benevolent person at City Hall please make an effort to fix it? Soon? It is starting to consume us.