We enjoy the following review -- although we're only using part of it for it devolves into anti-Hillary rhetoric, San Francisco's latest form of socially-acceptable sexism -- because a) it turns out that Yelp has an entire category dedicated to Gavin Newsom's hair, and b) it's pro-Gavin Newsom locks. (If you want to see some actual janky-ass hair, walk down Valencia Street or sit on a bench at Zeitgeist on any given day. Because: yikes.)

Anyway, Shannon C. says:

Travesty !?!? I'm gonna go with THING OF BEAUTY.

Every guy that makes want to throw myself in front of a train has hair like Mayor Newsom's. Granted, Gavin's hair is little flat on the top and creates this weird squished look. But it's still The Hair that I love.

So true, Shannon C. So true. Nice touch with the capitalizations in "The Hair," by the way. Couldn't agree more.

You just forget about the haters, Newsom. We too know the pain of having beautiful, shiny, voluminous hair all too well. More than you know, Mayor. Heavy is the head that wears the hair like ours.