One star to a yoga place in the Haight. The entire review:

I had to wake up at 5pm to pick up the manatee here. I am tired and cranky. Besides this place already has a crappy rating.

Heh.

Speaking of which, SFist readers, send us your favorite Yelp review. If we get enough, we'll start posting our favorite review of the day. So, please, send us ones that are curt and clever, not the ones that ramble on like, say, a blog post. (Send 'em to [email protected] with "yelp review" in the subject field, folks. Thanks.)

We always prefer the reviews that are short and (not so) sweet, so perhaps this will help Yelp reviewers get a little more concise with their thoughts. Prattling on endlessly is our job, thank you.