As mother used to tell us, "the smaller the font, the crazier the loon." And how. Frank Chu seems downright lucid compared to this gentleman, who over the years has called us every ungodly name in the book as we passed by him on Market Street. How about you?

Also, just who the hell is he, anyway?

UPDATE: His name, it seems, is Owen Bias

Image credit: flickr's Mai Le