- Your Black Muslim Bakery women treated like "slaves." (Hot fish sandwiches don't make themselves, ladies.) [Oakland Tribune]
- Dan Noyes sticks it to Muni again, and not in a good way. Be sure to check it out. [ABC7]
- Well. Somebody thinks they're too good to shoplift. [Spotswood]
- Free Jameth! He turned into a reform school girl over the weekend. [Nature abhors a vacuum]
- How many real estate agents does it take to post an ad on Craigslist? [Curbed]
- TED, a conference of "inspired talks by the world's greatest thinkers and doers," to play host to Al Gore, Bob Geldoff, Amy Tan, Dave Eggers, and Craig Ventor. It goes without saying that Eggers stole SFist's invite. [Tech Chronicles]
- Save abusing illegal substances, here's how to pull an all-nighter, college kids. [Daily Clog]
- Vibeologist Paula Abdul endorses Hillary Clinton. [Wonkette]
- The ghost town of Drawbridge. Creepily beautiful, indeed. [WhatImSeeing]
- Oh, we almost forgot! Your rambling alt-weekly lawsuit word count: SFBG 1,358, Weekly 2,687
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